Monday, November 11, 2013

Movember, Day 6

What to do when you're in a social setting**



This is the main problem I face in maintaining a healthy eating program: the Blameable Backslide.

Blameable Backslide - n., (orig., Polish Amer., particularly those unwilling to accept responsibility for their actions)  An event that undoes a series of positive steps and can be attributed to someone else.  
"Glenn got his weight under a thousand before his attendance at the all-kielbasa party and he suffered an inevitable blameable backslide."

These take many forms:

  • The dinner party with people your wife desperately wants to be friends with (because, well, she's not going to hang out with YOUR friends anymore...that's clear, isn't it?)
  • The restaurant night out, because your wife had a rough day with the kids (particularly YOUR son)
  • The {choose one} (reward/punishment/consolation) (lunch/dinner/brunch) because your (favorite/second favorite/most ignored) child (deserves it/needs it/is only tolerable with their mouth crammed with junk food).


In my case, the BB can be a multi-day derailment.  If I have had a bad lunch, a bad dinner is sure to follow, with some vague promises of "domani...domani..."    If I've had a bad breakfast...uh oh.

So there are several steps a weak-minded blamer like me can take:

  1. Plan in advance.
    • Make a conscious decision to plan your eating/drinking out.  It is far easier to be reasonably healthy without Mrs. Fattengotten's fried sausagonnaise staring you in the face.
  2. Go Public.
    • You'd be amazed how much people want to help.  Or, in the case of some of my friends, feel better about themselves at my expense.  Hey, whatever works.
  3. Write It Down.
    • Humiliation is the most underrated motivator in human history.  And once this becomes a habit, you will have an ever-present "do I really want to publish that I drank half-a-gallon of Cote du Liver wine on myfitnesspal.com?!?"



**-for those of you with social activities.

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